In order to protect his own identity, Russian puppet master Qutin today ordered Vice-President Pence not to attend a fundraiser hosted by his secret counter ops agents. Qutin worked through Comrade Donald to cover his tracks. Pence relayed the decision through numerous media channels, making it appear he had once again prostrated himself before Comrade Donald’s Pizza Sex shield against the P*ssyGate miscue. Qutin was concerned that Pence stuffing his pockets with cash and Russian Orthodox Bibles might blow his carefully composed cover. A disappointed Pence will instead ask for forgiveness Sunday from his various lords.